ALL GOD'S CHILDREN

Richard, Jason, Philip, John and Ian

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In 2005, Richard and the guys got together to slap Maroon 5 silly in the broad daylight of an Express clothing store. For once, the fashionably coiffed pop outfit's shrill screams could not be heard over that music which is sleekly produced though interminably awful, nonetheless. Upon finishing the impromptu task at hand, so to speak, the AGC boys quickly dispersed stopping only to piss on a pair of weathered cargo shorts. In celebration, they wrote and recorded their debut LP entitled The Drunken Gospel. They've been rocking ever since.